Randomness for Breakfast.

I fuckin' rock.

So maybe you haven't noticed, or you're seriously in denial, but I fuckin' rock.

I'd just like to call your attention to that random fact of life that you'd prolly rather live without knowing. But too bad, bee-yotch.

Maybe its just me, but this song sounds like some fucked up remix of a Prince song. I'd do the symbol, but I don't think my computer has it, so just read the words you illiterate kids, you. I'm fucked up I know. But you love it like you love your pocket protector.

I'm in such an odd mood. I knew I shouldn't have eaten those M&Ms Brandon gave me. You learn not to eat food from drumline members that aren't properly sealed or are not prepared before you very eyes. Oh god, I need to shut up.

HOMIES I get my class ring towmorrow!! I have to go in to lunch and fill out some forms, and blah blah and then its MINE!! Yes!!

Also on following days, it will be exactly one week until home girl leaves for Florida. Hoo-ray. I still need to pack. But I need to do laundry first. Hoo-ray pour moi. You have no idea how many pink socks I've mustered up over the last six months. Its kerr-azzy. I don't even have any red socks/panties. It's scary. Somewhat.

I wanted to kill Sussa. (I've been calling her Miller Light lately. Theres alot of nicknames you can do with the last name Miller. Miller Light, Milla da Killa, Miller Skiller...kerrazy.) In Wellness we had to run a mile and afterwards she ran in to her man, who was heading to the guidance office. So she made us stand outside in the RAIN whilst in shorts and wait for him to pass us again so she can melt over him.

He has an Adam's apple the size of Texas. And everything is smaller than Texas, proportionally wise and everything. So you can imagine my dismay. Bleh.

I'm almost finished with my geometry project. I'm doing a stupid bunny tesstelation and they all look drunk. Their ears and eyes retarded. Its so pathetic its almost to the brink of funny.

Good Lord. I'm eating rice krispies cereals. They crackle and pop, homie!!

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